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Church of Mortal Sin

richardhead — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:41:32 +0000

Reverend Hardcock having fun with members of the congregation at the Church of Mortal Sin, West Cornforth.

Big Knob Threatens Boat Race

richardhead — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:19:43 +0000

Durham Regatta was yesterday thrown into chaos when a Big Knob made a surpise appearance in the River Wear. The playful penis was apparently making its way upstream to its ancestral home in Hardcock Hall, West Cornforth. These amazing creatures are normally quite harmless but its shear size threatened to capsize some boats. The Big Knob is especially attracted to boats containing female crews. The athletic appendage was seen to approach a women’s team from Clitoral College and shouted “How’d you like to get your JAWS around this, girls?” and “I’ve come to play with the little man in your boat!”

“Oh, Mr Hardcock!” Old postcard

richardhead — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:57:41 +0000

I have just come across this old postcard. Not sure exactly when it dates from but it is certainly a long time ago. The clothing and language suggest Late Victorian/Edwardian to me.

brief encounter

richardhead — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:43:09 +0000

Smoking

richardhead — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:50:52 +0000

The Angel Moron

richardhead — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:56:15 +0000

“Follow the Fiery Penis, for it will lead thee to the Promised Land” (Church of Latter Day Morons)

The Lost Consonant

richardhead — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:29:55 +0000

Joseph and His Amazing Technicolour Penis

richardhead — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:32:45 +0000

I have a cock of many colours

… and the dick jumped over the moon

richardhead — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:26:40 +0000

click pic

The amazing acrobatic penis

richardhead — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:43:43 +0000

click to see it perform